I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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