i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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