its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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