Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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