Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
