just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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