either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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