Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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