So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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