she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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