were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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