Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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