Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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