I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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