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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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