Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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