I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
