so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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