your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't deserve a penis
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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