He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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