OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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