hell yes lets make some ravioli
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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