too bad you live with your parents still
i was born a porn star she said
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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