That's intense
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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