so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
she peed on how many people?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
