Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
