Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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