Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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