Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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