He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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