Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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