Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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