All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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