scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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