i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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