You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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