My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
God gave him joint rollers for hands
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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