Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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