Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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