This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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