If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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