Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
