The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
