if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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