She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
