i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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