I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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