Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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