Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
why is half of my head shaved?
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