I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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