if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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