I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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